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Bathroom humor
Originally posted by El Chuxter
TOP TEN WAYS TO FREAK PEOPLE OUT IN A PUBLIC RESTROOM:
10. Offer to tear off the paper for someone for a dollar
9. Run out of a stall to give a hug to a random stranger
8. Ask someone to “wipe your poopie”
7. Sing the blues
6. Attempt to strike up conversations with people in other stalls
5. Comment on how cool people’s shoes are as they walk past
4. Read the graffiti out loud, complete with naive commentary
3. Make loud grunting noises, drop a few large rocks into the toilet, and remark, “That was certainly a big one!”
2. Follow strangers into stalls
1. Feign vomitingI posted this back in July on the Olde Forums, and I think it’d be fun for everyone to come up with more things to do in a public restroom that would completely freak everyone out.
I’ll start by adding another:
Sit in a stall and, whenever the door opens, call out, “Honey? Is that you?”
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