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Can’t find the Figures you want? Get a Hot Chick to ask!
Boy have I got a story for you guys.
So, I’m in KB at a huge mall, checking things out. Nothing to good, but the price drop was interesting. Anyway, I walk back to the regular action figure isle just to see all the cool toys. So, there’s a portly 30ish employee who comes back walking really fast and asked this younger guy with spiky hair “Are there any Yoda’s back there, it’s for a hot chick!” The youngster replied, “Yea, but I want to give it to her!” So, they go to the back and they both race up to this woman and give her a Yoda. First of all, this woman was about 30 and with her very Italian (“connected”) looking husband. Second of all she wasn’t a model or anything. She was very nice and good-looking but these guys where acting like they had never seen a woman before.
So, I thought this to be odd and a bit un-nerving. I thought those guys were real dorks, and a bit stupid. But I got to thinking that this was my key to a Yoda. See my fiancé’ was looking at some things at JC Penny’s. When she was done I told her the story, and I told her to do the same thing. My fiancé’ is very good looking, very tall, and very persuasive and I knew she could wrap those punks around her little finger. So, I talked her into doing it. I of course made myself scarce and looked at another store.
Let me say that my fiancé is very informed in Star Wars and in the collecting. She knows as much as anyone when it comes to what is good and what is rare.
She told a good story, and she said she was so good at playing that dumb girl who needed this figure for her little brother.
She started by looking at the figures and looking very confused. The 30ish portly fellow asked if she needed any help. She then in turn asked him if he knew who that little green guy was who fought the old man at the end of the movie. The dude said that he was Yoda. She asked if they had one because her little brother really wanted one. He told her, and mind you he was fumbling with his words the whole time (you know in that dumb flirty way us guys do) that he had one behind the counter and that they were really hard to find. He then went on to say that he knew whom Yoda was because he saw the movie. So, she got a Yoda and gave this guy a thrill for the night. He was so excited to talk to a pretty young girl about Star Wars that he almost wet himself.
So she was very excited about her little escapade. She said it was very fun to do, and we just cracked on that guy and his little sidekick all the way to the car.
My suggestion to you guys is find a hot chick to get your figures. I mean it worked twice in one day. If you don’t know a hot chick go to the mall and find one. Ask her to go up to that guy and ask for a Yoda or whatever you need. He’ll blush and hot step it to the back. Good luck!
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