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Tycho dream: Darth Vader Kills Obi-Wan Kenobi on Hannity & Colmes
I swore I dreamt this and it was in full color and so real.
Hannity and Colmes had on Darth Vader and Obi-Wan Kenobi (Alec Guiness) as guests on their show.
They were debating as to whether there should be “peace and security in a new Empire,” or their “allegiance should be to the Republic; to democracy.”
Sean Hannity was on Darth Vader’s side and Alan Colmes was on Kenobi’s side.
It kept going around in circles when Colmes alluded to something about Vader being a whiny beeeyotch over Padme and the Sith Lord started getting all flustered. Obi-Wan pressed the issue.
Vader (in James Earl Jones’ voice) was crying “You turned her against me! You will not take her away from me!” and to hear him crying in that helmet with that voice synthesizer was really pathetic. Sean Hannity was even telling him to settle down and “be a man.”
Suddenly Vader lept up and ignited his lightsaber and cut both Obi-Wan’s arms off. Kenobi looked shocked and like he was in considerable pain.
Sean Hannity screamed “Unlimited Power!” and suggested they tie Obi-Wan down and waterboard him just to show him who’s strong enough to lead our universe.
Vader was too emotionally distraught for even that. He next runs Obi-Wan through with his lightsaber, killing the Jedi Master. Then he starts swinging for Alan Colmes and chasing him around the studio set.
I woke up at that point. But I really did dream this and I think it’s quite curious and at the same time, disturbing!
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