Fun with the dialogue and scenes

Bel-Cam Jos

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With a film as rich with amazing, quality dialogue

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and not-so-predictable scenes

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you just know there had to be some parts that didn't make it past the digital cutting room floor. Like these.

Han: "I never made a deal with Kanjiklub."
Leader of Guavian Death Gang: "Tell that to Kanjiklub."
Han: "Kanjiklub's coming here?"
LOGDG: "Yes, and they are most displeased with your lack of repayment."
Han: "We shall double our investments!"
LOGDG: "I hope so, for your sake. Kanjiklub is not as Scottish as I am."

The lightsaber flies from Rey's hand, landing in the snow, some distance away. Kylo focuses on the Force, trying to draw it to him.
Kylo [thinking]: "Think of the wampa cave... think of the wampa cave."
Rey [Force-pulls it towards herself]: "Yoink. Ha ha!"

Finn: "You have family on Jakku? A boyfriend?"
BB-8 rolls by and beeps: "No time for love, Dr. Jones."
Han: "I'm not in this scene yet, but I used to be Dr. Jones, you know."
 

Bel-Cam Jos

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Kylo and Malakili are heading to eat at a fast food restaurant. Just before opening the entrance door, Kylo stops him.
Malakili: "What're you doing? I'm hungry."
Kylo: "See that sign? You need a t-shirt!"

Lor San Tekka: "I knew you, before you started calling yourself Kylo Ren."
Kylo: "You know why I left. I wanted to change my name to Simba Jr. To be more like my grandfather. They wouldn't let me."
Lor San Tekka: "Ah. With you being so clever and all... Want to go see our bantha graveyard here on Jakku?"
Kylo: "This is, see, an end."

Kylo: "You need a teacher! I can show you the ways!"
Rey: "The ways of what?"
Kylo: "Baseball, Rey."

Leia: "Same old jacket."
Han: "Yeah. I have very little money, just one set of clothes. No razor. I've resorted to crime again."
Leia: "Uh... you know I'll have some new elaborate outfit to end this movie, right?"
Han: "I know."
 

Bel-Cam Jos

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The obvious: "This droid says you stole those pants from its master!" :D

Others...

Finn: "I've had one terrible, horrible, no good, very bad messed-up day!"

Lor San Tekka: "This will begin to make things right."
Poe: "You built a time machine... out of a flash drive?!?"

Kylo: "The droid... stole, a freighter?"
Officer: "It had help."
Kylo: "Oh. Okay, then. That's what friends are for."
Officer: "For sure!"

Snoke: "Now in the possession... of your father... Han, Solo."
Kylo: "Who?"
Snoke: "Han... Solo. Your... father."
Kylo: "My what?"
Snoke: "Your... father."
Kylo: "Father?"
Snoke: "Fa... ther."
Kylo: "Mine?"
JJ Abrams: "Cut! Might need to run that scene again. Not sure if the audience understands the subtle hints in the dialogue..."
Snoke: "... ther..." [crew member wipes drool from Snoke's mouth]

Capt. Phasma: "Welcome to the Planetary Mime-Off Competition! For the First Order: Kylo Ren!"
[applause]
Phasma: "And for the Resistance: Poe Dameron!"
[some audience reaction]
Phasma: "And... go!"
Kylo: ...
Poe: ...
Kylo: ...
Poe: ...
Kylo: ...
Poe: "So, do we talk? Do I talk first? Do you talk first?"
Phasma: "And we have a winner: Kylo Ren!"