Lines that were cut from the movie.

sith_killer_99

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AOTC, Yoda and the Clone Pilots save the day:

Yoda (to Pilot 1): Around the survivors, a perimeter, make.

Pilot 1 (to Pilot 2): What the he!! did he say?

Pilot 2 (to Pilot 1): Beats me. Who is that little guy anyway?

Pilot 1 (to Pilot 2): I don't know, but he kinda creeps me out. Hey look (pointing to the survivors in the arena), we better create a perimeter around those survivors, or there won't be many left when this is over.

;)
 

JesusFreak

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Lol that was good Sith_Killer ;)

Real deleted line: "Wake up senators you must wake up!"-Padmé

I really can't think of any funny ones now, I'll post one later ;)
 
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OBI-WAN
This is where it ought to be...
but it isn’t. Gravity is pulling
all the stars in this area inward
to this spot. There should be a
star here... but there isn’t.


YODA
Most interesting. Gravity’s
silhouette remains, but the star
and all its planets have
disappeared. How can this be?


JEDI CHILD
Because someone erased it from the
archive memory.


YODA
Truly wonderful, the mind of a
child is...not as moronic as you apparently.
Wasn't that answer obvious? Reevaluate
your Jedi status, the Council must. In the meantime,
to the centre of the pull of gravity go,
and find your planet you will.
 

tagmac

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Palpatine: Perhaps an old friend like...Master Kenobi."
Mace Windu: "He's just returned from a border dispute on Anison."
Palpatine: "Then it's settled then."
Mace: "Wait.....never mind - I'll look after the Senator myself. After all, it's MY duty, to please that booty." :cool:

Dooku: "You do realize that you can't win!"
Mace: "I don't think so - Mutha.........!" :evil:
 
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Bel-Cam Jos

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I always LOVED these threads!

OUTSIDE THE CORUSCANT CLUB
Obi-Wan: "Anakin!"
Anakin: "Master! She went in there!"
Obi-Wan: "You can't go in there. You're not 21."
Anakin: "D'oh!"

JANGO'S APARTMENT ON KAMINO
Jango: "I'm just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe."
Obi-Wan: "Ever make your way as far as Coruscant?"
Jango: "Yeah, I just got back from there on a job to kill a Senator."
Obi-Wan: "Really?"
Jango: "D'oh!"

ON GEONOSIS
Obi-Wan: "R4, can you boost the power?"
R4: "Bleep bloop doot (No, sorry)."
Obi-Wan: "Well, you could if you weren't downloading Eminem mp3's!"

IN PALPATINE'S APPARTMENT ON CORUSCANT
Palpatine: "I see you becoming the most powerful of all Jedi. Even greater than Master Yoda."
Anakin: "Really?" (trips on loose carpet) "Ouch!"
Palpatine: "Uh, I mean, you'll be a great Sith lackey someday..."
 

darthvyn

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"i hate it when he does that... y'know, jumping out of a speeder high over the buildings of coruscant to land on another speeder containing the person we are trying to catch... 'cuz he does that a lot..."

-obi-wan

"aww, crap, it's the kid of that woman we were torturing and he's got a glowing sword..."

-tusken raiders
 

jawaboy

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Anakin: I think she's a he and he's Rick McCallum.

Obi-wan: In that case, be extra careful.

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Count Dooku: Master Yoda

Yoda: Count Dooku

Count Dooku: I see you no longer need a hand up your *** to move.


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Taun-we: Boba, is your father home?

Boba: Dad, the Avon lady is back.

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Bel-Cam Jos

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LEAVING CORUSCANT AS REFUGEES
Anakin: "It's my first mission, too. Hey, at least we have Artoo!"
Silence, then crickets chirp.

ON NABOO, IN THE LAKES REGION
Anakin: "And then we went into agressive negotiations."
Amidala: "What are 'agressive negotitations'?"
Anakin: "That'd be negotiations with a lightsaber."
Silence, then crickets chirp.

ON GEONOSIS, IN THE ARENA
Anakin: "I have a bad feeling about this..."
Arena goes silent, then crickets chirp.
 

JesusFreak

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Anakin: "If you are suffering as much as I am, please tell me."

Padmé: "I can't. We can't. It's..."

Anakin: "It's what, Padmé?"

Padmé: "It's just that I've been seeing this other guy."

Anakin: "Other guy? What other guy? We're supposed to get married and have Luke and Leia, remember?"

Padmé: "Whoops, I forgot!"
 

Bel-Cam Jos

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Good one, JesusFreak!

ON GEONOSIS, IN THE PLANNING ROOM
Robot Dude Guy: "And the... (bzzt! Adjusts his tuning nob)
Her name was Lola
She was a show girl...


ABOVE THE ROOFS OF CORUSCANT
Jango: "Here. Take these, they're very deadly."
Zam: "Sure. I, oops!"
Jango: "Wessell!"

IN PALPATINE'S APARTMENT
Mas Amedda: "But what Senator would have the courage to propose such an amendment?"
ET Senator: "Be... good..."
Mas Amedda: "And who would have the second-most courage?"
ET: (belches and falls over)
 

Darth Sidious

Jedi Apprentice
*Saberdart hits Zam*
Zam: Oww...You shot me, you a-hole!

Lama Su: Magnificent, aren't they?
Obi: What gives?! They're all the same!
Lama Su: ...

Boba: Dad! Fire!
Jango: Hey! When you start getting paid to bring drunken, armed deadbeats to planetary leaders and making underworld connections, and when you can fit into "The Suit", then we can talk about you telling me what to do. But until then, step off, b**ch!

Jango (To Zam): Here, take these. They're very poisonous.
*Zam thrusts them in Jango's face and snickers, Jango jumps back scaredly*
Jango: Eeekk! DON'T DO THAT!

Qui Ghost: Anakin! Nooo!!!
Anakin: (As he impales a baby Tusken) Ahh shut up...Deady!
 
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