Lines that were cut from the movie.

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Mouse - "Wanna buy some death sticks?"

Obi - "You take republic diateries?"

Mouse - "I'd rather have cash.."

Obi - "All I have are these credits ( waves hand ) but they will do fine"

Mouse - "um, no... only cash, these are quality death sticks, imported straight from Kashyyyk.. these are uncut bro.."

Obi - "mmm.. hang on.. ( yells ) ANAKIN!"

Ani - "yes master?"

Obi - "spot me a 20.."

Ani - "All I have are these credits master.. "

Obi - "Damn these credits!! can't we possibly have ONE DECENT transaction using these credits! "

Ani - "Master, shouldnt we be looking for the changling?"

Obi - "later, I'm about to score some death sticks.. go find her and see if she wants to party.."
 

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ON KAMINO
Obi-Wan: "That's why I'm here."
Lama Su: "You sound confused, Master Jedi. I didn't get to be Prime Minister by being foolish. Tell me why you really here."
Obi-Wan: "I'm here like I'm supposed to be. To do, the things I am required to do. Like you said. And because it was the right thing to do, and the right time."
Lama Su: "This isn't a history class where you bluff your way through. Taun We, remove this imposter from the city!"
Taun We: "Yes, your honor."
(Later, outside on landing platform)
Obi-Wan (on comlink): "Master Yoda, Master Windu."
Yoda: "Report, Master Obi-Wan. Find you did, what you sought?"
Obi-Wan: "Uh, yes. There are many things here, important things. Things that I was looking for, and that I found. Like you said."
Mace: "What are you talking about? Stop being vague."
Yoda: "Like a Padawan who did not study for The Trials, you seem."
Obi-Wan: "No, no! I studied! All night!"
Mace: "Oh, man. We be in big trouble now!"
Yoda: "Yes. Yes we are. Send the droids."
 

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Jar Jar: Weesa be robbed and crunched.
Qui-Gon: Oooh, kinky!

Anakin: I think he's a "she," and a changeling.
Obi-Wan: Are we even try to stick with "plausible" anymore?

Anakin: Mom, you always tell me--
Shmi: Shut up, Anakin. Be right back--I have to take a dump.

Vader: You are a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take her away!
Leia: Go %^&* yourself.

Tusken Raider: Hey, Anakin, your mom was great last night! Wait, what are you doing? I was only kidding! We never laid a hand on her! Why the hell are you killing little kids? You #$%hole!! I'm calling the cops! I mean it. They're gonna be here any--URK!
 

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ANH
[interior of Star Destroyer, over Tatooine]
Officer: "Hold your fire. There's no lifefo-"
Gunner [pressing trigger button]: "What was that?"

Luke: "Uncle Owen! This R2 unit has a bad motivator. Look!"
Owen: "Oh well. Buyer beware. You fix the red one."

ESB
Vader: "Join me, and we can rule the galaxy as father and son."
Luke: "Whatever gets me off this dangling ledge! Sure, help me up!"

ROJ
Yoda: "Luke... there is... anoth...er, Skywalk..."
Luke: "Anakin? Yeah, I know, you told me already. Some help you were."

TPM
Pod race official: "I'm sorry, son. You didn't come to qualifying. We haven't checked your pod for proper schematics. You aren't part of the racers' guild. You can't race today; maybe next Boota."

AOTC
Anakin: "Who hired you?"
Zam: "Boba's... dad..." [dies]
Obi-Wan: "Huh? Who?"
Anakin: "I doubt the Archives will help us much."
Obi-Wan: "I feel as if a million troops suddenly cheered. I fear something anticlimatic has happened."

ROTS
Anakin: "Is it possible to learn this power?"
Palpatine: "First, there is an old VHS, maybe a laser disc. Then there will be a DVD version, but it will omit some key parts. Wait a few years for the Blu-Ray, but it won't include the original release. Likely, another one will come out, just before a major holiday."
Anakin: "Uh..."
 

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ANH
Leia: "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
Han: "You know, your words have been hurtful. My mom always said, if you don't have anything nice to say..."

ESB
Vader: "By any means necessary. No disintegrations."
Fett: "And when has there been any evidence of me disintegrating anything?"
Dengar: "How about the storyline's continuity?"

ROJ
Yoda: "When gone am I... the last of the Jedi... you shall be."
Luke: "That's unlikely. Over the whole galaxy, killing every single Jedi? I mean, I'm sure there will be Jedi popping up here and there, if the story needs a plot device. I don't believe that for a second."
Yoda: "Too old... for this poodoo... Am I getting..."

TPM
Queen Amidala: "It deserves our gratitude. What is its name?"
Panaka: "Uh, your majesty. I don't want to look at the equivalent of a droid's underwear to check. How 'bout I call him 'CU-L8R'?"

AOTC
Obi-Wan: "You look tired."
Anakin: "I don't sleep well anymore."
Obi-Wan: "That's a symptom of depression or repressed desires and tension. I suggest medication with warm blue milk. I mean, happy and energetic milk! "
Anakin: "NOW I am depressed."

ROTS
Grievous: "I have been trained in your Jedi arts by Count Dooku."
Obi-Wan: "Did he show you how to blend watercolors? Or make shading with cross hatch? May fave was double-exposure photography! "
Grievous: "No. I just drew Tippy the Turtle and won a prize."
 

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ANH:
Ben: "I suggest a new way."
Luke: [putting on helmet] "But with the blast shield, I can't see. How am I supposed to fight?"
Han: [steals Luke's wallet from his poncho] "Yoink! Shh! I'll split it with you, old man."
Ben: "You've taken your first step, Han... and some credits!"

ESB:
Luke: "Wedge? I lost my gunner..."
Wedge: "No you didn't. He's still in your speeder."

ROJ:
Lando: "But how could they be jamming us... if they..."
Nien Nunb: [in Sullustian] "And I hope you like jammin' too!"

TPM:
Qui-Gon starts to burn through the blast door.
Nute: "This is imposible!"
Rune: "Uh, have you never seen a door get breeched before? Using some power source?"
Nute: "Uh, well, uh. Release the hounds!"
Rune: "D'oh!"

AOTC:
Padme: "Aggressive negotiations?"
Anakin: "Yeah, we said 'You gonna stop?' and they're all like 'No, way!' and then I go 'That's rude, you jerk! I'll show you!' so then I killed them. All of them. Not just the men, but the women and children, plus a jawa."
Padme: "Uh, red flag warning much?"

ROTS:
Anakin: "In my view, the Jedi are evil!"
Obi-Wan: "Duck season."
Anakin: "What?"
Obi-Wan: "Wabbit season."
Anakin: "What are you babbling about?"
Obi-Wan: "Duck season."
Anakin: "Uh, wabbit season?"
Obi-Wan: "Duck season."
Anakin: "Wabbit season."
Obi-Wan: "Duck season."
Anakin: "Wabbit season."
Obi-Wan: "Wabbit season."
Anakin: "Jedi are good... wait a minute..."
 
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